CookieOfGods

CookieOfGods is a naughty macroevolutionist who finds politics, illegal drugs, and swear words humorous. Going to public school all his life, he has chosen to go down the path of evil and destruction. He spends his life on his computer, obsessed with Minecraft anarchy servers such as Constantiam. With these factors combined, CookieOfGods is destined to live a short and unforgiving life.

But that's not the end. Due to the fact that he is taught the false truths of macroevolution at school, CookieOfGods has been struck blind and believes that the complexity of the universe itself was created by mere chance. Worse, he has convinced himself there is no god, which is why he himself is comfortable calling himself a diety. If CookieOfGods doesn't redeem himself like Darth Vader, he will end up begging for forgiveness at the White Throne Judgement.

-PS this was written by an actual Christian. Nothing said is intended to be humorous.